How do I tell you my story?
There are so many ways to begin
Why don’t I let you choose
From all the choices I made
That changed my life
Like that one time I decided to:
Spend half my childhood days daydreaming1and masturbating
Stop masturbating and become a Mormon
Have sex and stop being a Mormon
Become valedictorian of my high school class
Take a class at UCLA called Perceptions and Illusions
Go to grad school at UC Berkeley
Become a professional dominatrix
Have a threesome with an old lover and his wife
Say yes to going to Bali with one of my clients
Do acid
Be in a truly open relationship
Create a blog called Pervette
Do 5meodmt
Say fuck it and stop answering emails and being active on social media
Go on a silent vipassana retreat
Co-create Powerplay with A2
…
Or maybe you want to know about
the choices I didn’t make.
There were some things
that just happened to me
that changed my life
LIke that one time:
I was born in the year 1982
My mom gave me an unique name
My parents got a divorce
I won a stuffed panda in the claw machine at a bowling alley
Bill Gates created a millennium scholarship fund in the year 2000
There was a rumor that the Gates2The house of domination that I was working at was going to get raided
I found my twin flame
The big storm happened in the winter of 2017
A power line fell on a windy night, and I woke up to a fire
A2 asked if I wanted to teach about shame and power
I met a legit guru3specifically, a siddhi master
…
*This is just the beginning
Of what I can remember
Come back and you’ll see
More choices added
Some choices deleted
Links created
That will lead you
Somewhere interesting*
Experience my story in second person
Play with a different side of me
How do I tell you my story?
There are so many ways to begin
Why don’t I let you choose
From all the choices I made
That changed my life
Like that one time I decided to:
Spend half my childhood days daydreaming4and masturbating
Stop masturbating and become a Mormon
Have sex and stop being a Mormon
Become valedictorian of my high school class
Take a class at UCLA called Perceptions and Illusions
Go to grad school at UC Berkeley
Become a professional dominatrix
Have a threesome with an old lover and his wife
Say yes to going to Bali with one of my clients
Do acid
Be in a truly open relationship
Create a blog called Pervette
Do 5meodmt
Say fuck it and stop answering emails and being active on social media
Go on a silent vipassana retreat
Co-create Powerplay with A2
…
Or maybe you want to know about
the choices I didn’t make.
There were some things
that just happened to me
that changed my life
LIke that one time:
I was born in the year 1982
My mom gave me an unique name
My parents got a divorce
I won a stuffed panda in the claw machine at a bowling alley
Bill Gates created a millennium scholarship fund in the year 2000
There was a rumor that the Gates5The house of domination that I was working at was going to get raided
I found my twin flame
The big storm happened in the winter of 2017
A power line fell on a windy night, and I woke up to a fire
A2 asked if I wanted to teach about shame and power
I met a legit guru6specifically, a siddhi master
…
*This is just the beginning
Of what I can remember
Come back and you’ll see
More choices added
Some choices deleted
Links created
That will lead you
Somewhere interesting*
Experience my story in second person
Play with a different side of me