How do I tell you my story?

There are so many ways to begin

Why don’t I let you choose

From all the choices I made

That changed my life

Like that one time I decided to:

Spend half my childhood days daydreaming¹and masturbating

Stop masturbating and become a Mormon

Have sex and stop being a Mormon

Become valedictorian of my high school class

Take a class at UCLA called Perceptions and Illusions

Go to grad school at UC Berkeley

Become a professional dominatrix

Have a threesome with an old lover and his wife

Say yes to going to Bali with one of my clients

Do acid

Be in a truly open relationship

Create a blog called Pervette

Do 5meodmt

Say fuck it and stop answering emails and being active on social media

Go on a silent vipassana retreat

Co-create Powerplay with A2

…

Or maybe you want to know about

the choices I didn’t make.

There were some things

that just happened to me

that changed my life

LIke that one time:

I was born in the year 1982

My mom gave me an unique name

My parents got a divorce

I won a stuffed panda in the claw machine at a bowling alley

Bill Gates created a millennium scholarship fund in the year 2000

There was a rumor that the Gates²The house of domination that I was working at was going to get raided

I found my twin flame

My sister outed me to my mom 

The big storm happened in the winter of 2017

A power line fell on a windy night, and I woke up to a fire

A2 asked if I wanted to teach about shame and power

I met a legit guru³specifically, a siddhi master

…

*This is just the beginning

Of what I can remember

Come back and you’ll see

More choices added

Some choices deleted

  Links created

That will lead you

Somewhere interesting*

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