Why you were born cesarean

Your mom thinks this is because in her last trimester with you, she was sitting all day beading gold necklaces for your aunt, who owned a jewelry shop. She earned five dollars for every necklace she made.  She made 3-4 necklaces a day as it would take her 4 hours to make one necklace. Basically she was making a dollar an hour.

Yeah, I hate to break it to you. But you were born into a very poor family. But non of this low SES (socio-economic status) really mattered to you the time.


If you want to know when your family’s low SES did matter, skip ahead to your teenage years

If you want to be grateful for what you have, go see how it feels like to be born in Vietnam

The above was your mom’s theory as to why you were born cesarean. If you want to your own theory as to why you were born C-section, click here