In the end, you die.

The end.




You kinda knew that already. But c’mon, you’re super curious, how did you die?

At this point (as you’re writing and reading this) you technically don’t know the cause of your death. If you were 16 you would’ve guessed it’s from Metabolife diet pills. But you’re not 16 right now.

You’re 36, going on 37 (in 11 days) contemplating your death.

Here’s how you think you’ll die:

Really happy.

Blissfully happy.

Like crazy orgasmic bliss happy times a million.

You say this like you know it, because you kinda do. You’ve experienced your death before, about 17 times now. And by death, you mean ego, which you realized during your ego death, that’s what death is..


If you want to experience your ego death, go for it

If you want to plan for your funeral party, click here

If you want to read a rough draft of your obituary, click here

If you want to know why it’s getting so morbid..